Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I feel like abortions should bother me more
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Randomize
