omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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