I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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