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(917): View more from New York City

My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.

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(208): View more from Idaho

I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.

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(765): View more from Indiana

4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?

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(812): View more from Indiana

I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night

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(615): View more from Tennessee

it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..

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(585): View more from New York

It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.

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(214): View more from Texas

come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals

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