Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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