I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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