How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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