yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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