All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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