Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
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