How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
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