Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I have post one night stand depression
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
Randomize
