Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
you're hired as official boob wrangler
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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