your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
there was a trapeze. enough said
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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