I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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