Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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