dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Still dying that you shit outside
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I believe in your delicious
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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