Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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