well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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