Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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