8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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