i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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