First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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