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(407): View more from Florida

he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around

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(817): View more from Texas

Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.

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(520): View more from Arizona

Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.

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(516): View more from New York

History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.

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He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.

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(647): View more from Ontario

Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.

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(316): View more from Kansas

I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away

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