My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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