youre lurking in front of me
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
Randomize