Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
I have post one night stand depression
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