this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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