I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
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