it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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