i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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