I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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