I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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