why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I think I just sharted jello shots
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