Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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