is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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