Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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