I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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