watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
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