he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
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