I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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