sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Randomize
