:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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