Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
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