Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i will never coherently bang her
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Randomize
