im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
You had me at "let me see your balls"
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