I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Randomize