That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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