On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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