So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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