How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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