You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
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