Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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