She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Randomize
