this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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