Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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