you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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