I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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