Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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