The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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