have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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